late on this one, but I'm kind of impressed by the level of commitment of the combatants. So the charge was no worse than "disorderly conduct"? It was her lucky day!

None of my own grocery trips have involved this level of drama, even though I made the error of making a last-minute evening shopping trip the day before Thanksgiving. Folks may have been so excited about drinking their discount wine purchases that they were already feeling mellow.

Um, yeah, where were the people with smartphones when this went down? I can just imagine the photos that would have been used in court, and the witness statements!