This! This is what I was saying about cons. They're dangerous, Jesse. Don't say I didn't warn you. It starts with misinterpreted polls about chocolate and mango sorbet. It ends with me sobbing hysterically on Zabira about how I've probably offended everyone through my social ineptitude. Except, you know, that I won't be at this con.

But my point stands.

(Also, lemon sorbet. Obviously. Because that is just logic. Mango. *shakes head sadly*)