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Jesse the K ([personal profile] jesse_the_k) wrote2020-04-11 05:09 pm
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More Silly Topical Jokes

  • Day 7 at home. The dog is looking at me like, “SEE? This is why I chew the furniture.”
  • You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans that can’t sit and stay.
  • Stay inside. Practice social distancing. Clean yourself constantly. OMG… I’ve become a housecat!
  • Kinda starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
  • My house got TP’d last night. It’s now appraised at $875,000.

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