offers one-sentence summaries of theses by their authors. (It's based on Tumblr, and you can search by discipline.)
One can spend many a happy minute laughing (and crying a little). If you've ever written a thesis, you'll be comforted. If you've avoided the possibility of writing a thesis, you'll have your wisdom confirmed.
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examples: here are three.
These Egyptians living in Israel used poop as a fuel, probably donkey poop.
Archaeology, University College London
Democracy would work a whole lot better if we weren’t so, you know, human.
Political Science, Rutgers
I melted the Earth and all I got was this lousy solidified magma ocean and a dense layer of gunk at the bottom.
Earth & Planetary Sciences, MIT