Boost: Metafilter discusses The Stuck Ship

I continue to have conflicted feelings re Metafilter, and sometimes it's exactly the right place. Ongoing at https://www.metafilter.com/190865/Its-stuck#8082839

Is a long thread on the Ever Given container ship stuck in the Suez Canal. Since I've locked myself away from Twitter, I get to see wonders like this "Just to say" WCW riff:

I have blocked
the canal
that was in
Egypt
and which
you were probably
using
for the global economy
Forgive me
It went sideways
so fast
and out of control

...and 11 other parodies at last count.

To an ASCII sketch demonstrating how two Chinook helicopters could remove a container from the stranded boat

To informed comments from folks who work with containers every day. (And yes, there is a futures market in shipping fees!)