Inside the Little Plastic Castle

I have a jar popper opener...uh...it breaks the seal so the lid unscrews nicely, for when you need more oompf than a rubber husband. I've consulted Amazon, where I got it, and it's called a Jarkey. I have one in orange and it makes me very happy.

Also very important to me is my Kitchen Aid stand mixer. It does the stuff I can't, and so well.

Also! Internet-wise, I recently learned that when checking boxes or aiming at radio buttons in polls and such, if the site's accessible, you can simply click on the text associated with that option and it selects the thing for you, which makes life easier.