More Silly Topical Jokes
Saturday, April 11th, 2020 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jesse_the_k- Day 7 at home. The dog is looking at me like, “SEE? This is why I chew the furniture.”
- You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans that can’t sit and stay.
- Stay inside. Practice social distancing. Clean yourself constantly. OMG… I’ve become a housecat!
- Kinda starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
- My house got TP’d last night. It’s now appraised at $875,000.