How we talk when we talk about love

A huge plus to MyGuy's temporary unemployment is we can share a post-lunch nap.

Naps tend to divide into two types: simple naps and "sloppy naps" or "messy naps." The first involves sleeping with routine cuddling; the others include romantic interludes often productive of various fluids.

So, what are your code words? Are you slash-level blunt? or modestly coy?

Please share.