Wisecracks on Parade

I attended a fabulous disability studies conference in Delaware. I learned many things and took extensive notes. More later.

To celebrate, I'm soliciting examples of hyperbolic comparisons.

Yesterday I had the good fortune to dine with Karen Moore, former WisCon chair and all-around enjoyable human being. She praised someone's marketing skills thusly:

He can sell socks to snakes

I'm contemplating purchasing an Apple TV box to handle streaming sound & pix to my TV. Along the way, someone recommends a keyboard to control it, because using an Apple Remote to type a login is

like mowing the lawn with nail clippers

Raise a glass to energy guru Amory Lovins, who memorably wrote that cooking food with electric power was

like killing a mosquito with a nuclear bomb

What are your favorites?