I Am The Very Model Of An Auditor Imperial

gwynne has created a masterpiece of Vorkosigan filk.

It's to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan’s Modern Major General from Pirates of Penzance, refer to this captioned video to refresh your memory

I’ve several times with no intent been accidentally treasonous.
I always have fast answers when they ask me what my reason is.
My loyalty imperial is total, true and absolute
But sometimes I might just forget some details when the time’s acute.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20349997

(Thanks to the person on my d-roll who recced this, and whose name has escaped.)