More Silly Topical Jokes

• Day 7 at home. The dog is looking at me like, “SEE? This is why I chew the furniture.”
• You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans that can’t sit and stay.
• Stay inside. Practice social distancing. Clean yourself constantly. OMG… I’ve become a housecat!
• Kinda starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
• My house got TP’d last night. It’s now appraised at $875,000.