Artisanal Snark for the Overwhelming Moment

I just found Reductress.com a feminist+ site that parodies "women's magazines." Improves on happy memories of 1999-level The Onion.

Pride Gear You Can Take the Cost of, Multiply by Two, and Donate That to a Bail Fund

Pride Edition Waist Pack (REI, $25)

1 Jun 2020 by Dima Kronfeld

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If you’ve been thinking you just need a fanny pack specifically designed for pride, then we’re here to tell you, you don’t! Turn that 25 into 50, then send it to a bail fund doing work to help protestors in any of the main 12 and counting cities where demonstrations are being met with police violence and arrests. Because there could be no truer celebration of pride than remembering the Stonewall rebellion was a riot against police brutality, and the work of which it was a part is far from over! So put down the fanny pack, champ. You can put your phone in your pocket.