Silly Topical Jokes

[jesse_the_k]

While I'm writing up the fascinating experience of attending the Society for Disability Studies conference online last weekend, have a ridiculous assortment of dad jokes thanks to a random newsletter:

• Anyone else’s car getting three weeks to the gallon now?
• Saw my neighbor Tammy out early this morning scraping the “My kid is a Terrific Student” sticker off her minivan. Guess that first week of homeschooling didn’t go so well.
• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Comments

[yourlibrarian]

Haha, these are great!

"three weeks to the gallon"

[ng_moonmoth]

Reminds me of how I characterize charging stations for spouse's electric car by speed: that one goes twenty miles an hour, that one makes 70, that one's good for 95. As usual, your mileage may vary.

[tarasacon]

*snort*
:)

[worlds_of_smoke]

I literally loled at the last one. :P And then shared it with Jenn and Denise. :P