Dad Joke That Brightened My Day
Thursday, 11 February 2021 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jesse_the_kDon't know where I saw this, but it gave me a great giggle:
A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, "I'm sorry. I think there's been a clerical error."
The sun is poking its head out for 3 minutes at a time. Otherwise there's a foot of snow on the ground and wicked cold -- high today was 7°F.
Any "Dad jokes" which make you giggle?
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Date: 11/02/2021 10:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 11/02/2021 11:13 pm (UTC)frequently NSFW, and definitely a source of giggles.
For example:
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Date: 11/02/2021 10:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 11/02/2021 10:41 pm (UTC)Then again, our high is in the upper 20s, which is significantly more tolerable and unlikely to freeze pipes and all that.
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Date: 11/02/2021 11:11 pm (UTC)Sorry to hear about the skating rink outside!
Luckily we don't have to worry about freezing pipes, since this level of cold is quite typical.
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Date: 11/02/2021 11:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 11/02/2021 11:10 pm (UTC)It's kind of a meta-joke.
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Date: 12/02/2021 02:35 am (UTC)What program do Jedi use to open PDFs?
Adobe-Wan Kenobi.
But don't send them via email, because attachments are forbidden.
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Date: 12/02/2021 04:12 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAH!
Date: 14/02/2021 11:23 pm (UTC)Okay, I finally got this joke.
I'm blaming the pandemic.
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Date: 12/02/2021 04:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 14/02/2021 11:29 pm (UTC)If only DW
@actually signaled people ... but that's never gonna happen.(no subject)
Date: 15/02/2021 02:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 12/02/2021 02:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 14/02/2021 11:23 pm (UTC)Happy to serve.
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Date: 12/02/2021 05:37 pm (UTC)One of my favorite dad jokes:
"When is a door not a door?"
"When it's ajar!"
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Date: 14/02/2021 11:28 pm (UTC)That's the Platonic ideal of a dad joke!
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Date: 15/02/2021 02:14 am (UTC)Two muffins are in the oven.
The first muffin turns to the other one and says: "It's getting pretty hot in here."
The second muffin says, "Whoa! It's a talking muffin!"