A harsh truth recently learned:

[jesse_the_k]

chocolate triggers my hot flashes.

this is no fucking fair.

woe.

send goofy dogs!

Comments

[branchandroot]

Oh my god, that is a /cosmic/ level of unfair! Here, have a goofy wolf-dog.

[jesse_the_k]

That is one ridiculous animal!

[laurashapiro]

Unacceptable! But I sit in solidarity: I'm on a migraine diet that forbids chocolate. I am eating a lot of fruit instead.

[jesse_the_k]

Solidarity forever, as they say.

I'm going for nuts now (they're very filling) but may have to break out the coconut sticky rice soon.

[laurashapiro]

Mmm coconut sticky rice. Do you have a recipe?

[jesse_the_k]

Not one I'm happy with. ;(

I think it's all down to the just-right rice. Some recipes advise cooking the rice in 50-50 coconut milk/water. Others advise rice w 100% water, and then heat coconut milk to pour in later. Tried both with indistinguishable results. Sticky rice is four times as thirsty as arborio rice, so I've not reached the limit of its spongeneity.

[phi]

Oh no! I'm so sorry :(

[jesse_the_k]

Appreciate the support.

[lilysea]

I'm so sorry! :(

Solidarity, so many of my formerly-favourite foods make me ill or flare up my migraines/eczema.

[jesse_the_k]

Why can't there be artisanally flavored air? We'd be all over that.

[boxofdelights]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvZUoHIT8L/

Samoyed looooooooooooooves apple.

[jesse_the_k]

Thanks, that's a great one. Our Bella has a stuffed alligator which makes that same sound when she chews it just right.

[gloss]

That is a terrible, horrible cosmic joke, my GOODNESS

[jesse_the_k]

Pretty damn sad. Fortunately I can read all I want :,)

[umadoshi]

Nooooooo. ;_; That's so harsh.

[jesse_the_k]

Harsh as a Nunavut winter. But somehow we soldier on.

[emceeaich]

Bad universe, bad universe!

[jesse_the_k]

But if the universe doesn't get any cookies, what do we eat?

[luzula]

That is indeed not fair. : (

[jesse_the_k]

Which raises the question: who should strike? The chocolates? The flashes? The intestines?

[luzula]

Well, I hope for your sake that the flashes go on an indefinite strike! But sadly I don't think strikes work for this sort of existential unfairness...

[brainwane]

https://www.crummy.com/tmp/Paris/IMG_2413.JPG a wacky dog, albeit a statue of one.

My sympathies on the cruel trick.

[jesse_the_k]

Zut alors! That's a frighteningly large statue.

[delight]

https://www.facebook.com/findinghappinessquotes/videos/1526498390980235/?fref=nf

[jesse_the_k]

WOW! I love watching dogs plan, thank you.

[sasha_feather]

http://thedogist.com/post/143038596526/lulu-miniature-goldendoodle-5-yo-arkansas

[untonuggan]

nope nope nope nope

i started a toe beans only twitter?

@omgtoebeans, if that helps.

[untonuggan]

also if you want a fic rec i have a couple good ones? but i don't know your flavor of things, so. but i can see what i can do!

[jesse_the_k]

Thanks anyway, for now. I have a backlog of hundreds. A TBR pile for fics? I think I'm doing fandom wrong.

[untonuggan]

meh? i don't think there's a "wrong" per say...

[jesse_the_k]

Wow! I'd never heard "toe beans" before, and this is a WONDERFUL public service!

[untonuggan]

XD thanks! this has motivated me to schedule tweets a few days out so yes. XD

[jesse_the_k]

Sweet -- and this is BRILLIANT use for depth of field tricks.

[replyhazy]

http://9gag.com/gag/awrg3wB/dammit-moon-moon

I dunno, some days I might choose the hot flashes :( :( :(

[jesse_the_k]

Wow.

Just ...

Wow.

BTW I'm Rogue Beast, which makes me feel stronger than chocolate. Also see firewire's excellent choice in next note.

[firecat]

So that means you have to eat your chocolate in the bathtub, right?

Goofy dog oldie but goody.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f7huwYNY1r0bccxo1_500.jpg

[jesse_the_k]

Of course!

Thank you so much for this excellent contribution to "Real Living Skills."

[replyhazy]

BOOP!

[rainbow]

so veyr not fair!:(